Friday, May 21, 2010

14 Minutes of "Fame"

So i've been doing some work/favors for a friend whom I really care about who was basically the person who helped me get the wheels moving for my recovery. Working with him requires me to meet alot of personalities and performers who have all been very nice and sweet and made what I am doing enjoyable and fun. Up until today

So the performer Steven Daigle who was on Big Brother who became a porn star is the featured guest at this event. The man supposed to be running this event, my friend, has another event so he can't be here. He hires a social host who is nice to host in his absence. I bring a friend/porn star to make up for the lack of help. Well Steven shows up late after refusing my help. Ummm, if Michael enlists my services and he knows EXACTLY what hes doing, then someone who has no idea what they'r doing should be asking for help. Although he was a little pissy with me, he sure put a smile on his face and those eyes lit up when he met the host. I'm guessing that is because the guest host is more connected around town than I am and therefore, being a professional bottom feeder he knew he couldn't step on his toes.

Honestly, Steven Daigle is a reality show loser who was unanimously voted off of Big Brother (a low-rated show on a low rated channel, his particular season getting lower ratings than any season) and feels that by becoming a porn star hes cool. I did my research on his personality, and he basically said himself that seeing himself on a flyer with other porn stars made him feel validated, and that porn stars were just regular people with nicer bodies.LMAO. Hey gay cowboy, your body is nothing to brag about. I mean, it's not bad, it's slightly above average. Anyway, here's a list of things I WOULD'VE done if I were a Big Brother reject and wanted to hold onto my fame a little longer, that extra minute

1. Write a book. Duh
2. Start a non-profit
3. Date Lance Bass
4. start a non-profit agency
5. Find some 'I LOVE THE 80'S' type of specials to provide commentary work for
6. Do real acting

And If You Absolutely HAD to do porn, here's what you could've done to capitalize on all you could've gained

1. Be a top. Bottoms don't become stars.
2.Be a top. Tops are more marketable. They get dildos and things like that. Blake Riley got an ass mold, which I must add nobody bought
3.Be a top. You could've held out and got the big bucks when you topped, but instead you gave it up in your first scene.
4. Work with a different company. C1R is not the best company, which is why I understand you work with them.

That's what I would've done...But thats just me.

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